ammarmali:

It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.

(via fairlyevenparents)

nerdymchotpants:

I feel really bad for Barack and Michelle for having to spend their 20th anniversary with Mitt Romney.

(via majortvjunkie-deactivated201305)

retronigger:

the debate would be so much better if Kony just walked in

(via fairlyevenparents)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

“Mitt Romney don’t pay no tax” tatted on my fucking ass

(via shavingryansprivates)

180mph:

☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁ ☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁

☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁

men               men                                    men

      men                  men                  men      men

                        men                                          men

                  men

                                    men

                                                      men

                              men

(via majortvjunkie-deactivated201305)

sierrakushterbeck:

if there’s no tagged/me?

it’s time to tagged/leave

(via majortvjunkie-deactivated201305)

fairlyevenparents:

the-queen-of-sass:

foreveralone-lyguy:

fairlyevenparents:

swag and a half

swag and one quarter

swag and one fourth

what is my post becoming

but quarter and fourth are…nvm

tupacabra:

i’m straight edge but not on purpose

(via monarchyyyyyy-deactivated201303)

paulyoptosaurus:

mollyalice:

paulyoptosaurus:

every time someone quotes a meme i murder a dozen goats and put them in my closet

okay everyone just take a deep breath

one. dozen. goats.

(via pau1y)